The Egg Protection Agency has been charged with the task of protecting the world's eggs. At the EPA, we believe that no egg should be left behind.* As a member of the EPA's most secret task force, The Egg Beaters, each of you will be called upon to handle the most dangerous and difficult assignments. Remember, only when all eggs are safe, will we truly be free. The following assignments are top secret and may only be accessed by Egg Beater operatives.
*Unless it is a really bad egg. |